Regarding iguanas, I have no strong view, Though two of my neighbors most certainly do. When winter brought us a sub-40 breeze, It made the green reptiles literally freeze And fall like apples from high in the trees. Yet, the creatures were still alive. The lucky stiffs indeed did revive Under the good [...]
March 14, 1971 – Hey Mother, what’d I do to deserve a period? I’m 13 years old, for Pete’s sake. Couldn’t you hold off for at least 10 years? July 8 1972 – OK, so you’re not budging on the period. Then how about a pair of boobs? This is bikini season. June 28, 1977 [...]
Once upon a time, there were three college students who met and became close friends their freshmen year. Their names were Carrie, Shirley and Flo. A year after graduating, they reunited and fell into reminiscing about the spring semester of 2020, when the coronavirus was ravaging the country.. “That semester was the best,” Carrie said. [...]